The Church Planters: A Musical

(Apologies to all for my lack of inspiration over the last month. Apologies also to Mr Brooks for this sudden burst of inspiration!)

OK, lemme pitch ya this for a plotline. Think we could get it made?

A worn out church planter sits in his midtown office counting his woes. His last few church plants have not been successful and the current state of diocesan poverty makes it unlikely that he will succeed again. The arrival of a financial whiz-kid who dreams of the glamourous life of a church planter heralds a new dawn.

The kid explains that, with a little "Creative Accounting", it is possible for a church plant that flops to make more money than one that succeeds if donations/pledges exceed evangelism expenditure. The elder sees the possibilities in an instant and embraces the young man with glee.

Together they start on a massive fundraising drive while simultaneously constructing a church model that is Doomed To Fail. They decide that the essentials for such a church will be:

• A distant relationship with the Jesus of the Bible. If people heard the truth of his teaching they would be convicted of sin and turn to God in repentance. You can't escape from Jesus, so best to say that he was a mystic-hippie with a primarily socio-political agenda (like so many others before and since). No-one will fall for that one!


• Making the Gospel all about The Self. Why would people come to a church that just tells them what they already believe?


• Promote ungodly virtues. Emphasise at all times Success over Suffering, Choice over Obedience, Greed over Contentment, Experience over Wisdom, Pleasure over Joy.


• Teachers who are personally distant and logically incoherent. No-one will follow them.


• Make the people work for God's Grace. Only if they sing louder, slave harder, and give more will they be worthy of salvation. If you can convince them that there is a Higher Level that only the most Spiritual can achieve then so much the better!
  

The church planters then start such a gathering, convinced that no-one would belong to a church that bore such scant resemblence to the faith of the apostles...

To their dismay, the church is the Runaway Hit Of The Season! People arrive in droves, keen to get a spiritual pick-me-up without the need for radical personal change. The faithful saints who had given money now demand its return, unwilling to be associated with such rank apostacy a moment longer. The church planters, caught between a rock and a hard place, are forced to continue their Runaway Hit in order to stay ahead of their creditors. The show ends with them bewailing their amazing success.

Evangelical Software, Anglican Hardware

Despite an already full calendar of local conferences/workshops/events, A Fresh Look At Mission took place in the centre of Sydney last Friday. Despite my aversion to large gatherings of Christians in a single locale I was sorry that I was unable to attend (factors of distance and having spent a lot of time recently out of the office swayed my decision). From what I have heard it was a very productive time for all concerned and I hope there will be further events as the topics covered seemed well worthy of attention.

What struck me as I read a report of the day was the content of the talk given by my beloved former teacher Dr Michael Jensen, who noted the reluctance of many young evangelical students to embrace Anglicanism as a way of expressing their theological convictions [note: as I was not at the talk I am relying on the accuracy of the above link and I hope not to misrepresent Dr Jensen in any way]. Jensen's argument appeared to run that all evangelical convictions must ultimately be expressed in some kind of ecclesiology. He likened the relationship to one of computer software and hardware (a subject I know next to nothing about). If evangelicalism is the "software", then Anglicanism is not only an appropriate but the best "hardware" on which to run the program. Jensen suggested that Anglican ministers should be more proactive at selling the "hardware" to young entrepreneurial evangelists and church-planters eager to win people for Christ.

I agree. I am an Anglican not by accident but by conviction. I walked into an Anglican church at the age of 17 mostly based on the fact that people I knew would be there. At various points I chose to stay because I believe the Anglican Church provides an appropriate framework in which to witness to the historic Christian faith. I could have changed denominations at several points but preferred not to.

However, I have an important question (that perhaps someone who attended the conference can answer): what exactly is the "Anglican hardware" that we should be promoting?

Sydney Anglicanism has always been a bit of a strange beast. A bit like old Uncle Neville at the family Christmas lunch, who is intent on keeping the seasonal traditions alive while wearing his trousers back-to-front. Good motives always, but sometimes lacking in the execution. Even our evangelical friends find us a bit tiresome occasionally. But about 30 years ago things really started going off the rails and many of our Anglican distinctives were chucked in favour of being more "culturally relevant". If Dr Jensen thinks we should dig some of these out of the cupboard, then let's go! But which ones, exactly? And to what extent?

Many will point to the 39 Articles or the teachings about the nature of church set out in the Ordinal. But these cannot be properly regarded as "hardware" - they are more like the Operating Instructions (ignore at Your Own Risk). Other Anglican distinctives exist, but at the present time they are subject to either indifference or outright hostility by both clergy and laity. Here are some of the typical Sydney attitudes towards Anglican "hardware" that I have observed:

Prayerbooks - Stable door open, horse bolted. Last attempt failed. Try again if you really must.

Buildings - A pain in the neck. Spend as little as possible. Or meet in school halls. Sacred space is a myth. [Note: This does not apply if you happen to be a "strategic" church which mysteriously burns down. In that case, spend whatever you want!]

Sacraments - Feel free to depart from mainstream Evangelical view on administration if your conscience allows. "Baptism-lite" option now available.

Robes - To be worn at ordination and at the funerals of Archbishops.

Bishops - They take up resources that could be used for practical ministry. If you want one, make sure they can pay their own way.

Worldwide Communion - Never gonna happen...

So, what's left in the "hardware" box? Have I missed something? Is any of the above reclaimable? What did we chuck that we should not have?